The Simpsons Quotes About Life

They smell good they look good youd step over your own mother to get one. The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer.

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The simpsons quotes about life. In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics. Sorry mom the mob has spoken A little help So I said to myself. Discover and share Simpsons Quotes On Life.

Looking to be the best person possible while also exerting the least effort. The three little sentences that will get you through life. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Bart the Genius Homers Odyssey Theres No Disgrace Like Home Bart the General Moaning Lisa The Call of the Simpsons The Telltale Head Life on the Fast Lane Homers Night Out The Crepes of Wrath Krusty Gets Busted Some Enchanted Evening.

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No actually a woman is more like a beer. Im going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love and I wont be back for ten minutes Marge theres just too much pressure. He starts making chainsaw noises and then they see him through the holes and Homer stops Homer.

Explore 108 The Simpsons Quotes by authors including Matt Groening Anthony Bourdain and Stephen Hawking at BrainyQuote. I think Family Guy and American Dad have definitely staked out their own style and territory and now the accusations are coming that The Simp. Ranging from the accidentally genius to the amusingly foolish here are Homer Simpsons finest quotes.

It was like that when I got here Despite what Homer thinks you actually cant go through life making up excuses for yourselves and trying to get away with things. 1 of 76 For once maybe someone will call me sir without adding Youre making a scene. Quotes by Lisa Simpson.

I long to accomplish a great and noble task but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. What would God do in this situation The goggles they do nothing And Im not easily impressed. Sometimes Homer is dead on.

Discover and share Simpsons Quotes About Life. Lisa if Ive learned anything its that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders. Stand back I got a chainsaw.

Just give me some inner peace or Ill mop the floor with ya. Season 1 quotes Quotes. Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute - only the last couple seconds are fatal but most people are scared to death the whole way down.

Oh good idea boss. - Thomas Henry Huxley. Homer Simpson The Simpsons Season 8.

Life in abundance comes only through great love. Dad we cant see the movie. I cant believe were paying for something we can get on TV for free.

That was the most incredible experience of my life. Inner Peace Threat Metaphor Examples angry. Homer Simpson The Simpsons Season 6.

I think its ironic that Dad saved the day while a slimmer man wouldve fallen to his death. Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation can be trusted to act humanely. On Women and Sex.

Ive learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was. Just ask Bernie Madoff. - Jonathan Lockwood Huie.

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. And I think its ironic that for once Dads butt prevented the spread of toxic gas. Homer your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three-Mile Island.

And now to find my family save my town and drop ten pounds 31. Eventually it will catch up to. Look no further than the infinite wisdom of everyones favorite Simpsons character with these hilarious Homer Simpson quotes on life laziness and why you should never try.

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